Benji coming home
He's drooling through the door
Dancing on his toes
And barking at the dogs

Warming up his nose
And singing like a doll
Moving up his butt
And kissing me so much

Chasing big fat trucks
And eating so much junk
He's getting really old
He's getting really old

Hurting all his bones
And making so much noise
And smiling like a doll
It's Benji coming home

And it's one, it's one and it happens again
And it's two, it's two and I'm calling his name
And it;s three, it's three and it's always his legs
And it's four, it's four and he thinks that he knows who I am

Benji coming home
He's drooling through the door
Dancing on his toes
And barking at the dogs

Warming up his nose
And singing like a doll
Moving up his butt
And kissing me so much

Chasing big fat trucks
And eating so much junk
He's getting really old
He's getting really old

Hurting all his bones
And making so much noise
It's benji coming home
Smiling like a doll

And it's one, it's one and it happens again
And it's two, it's two and I'm calling his name
And it;s three, it's three and it's always his legs
And it's four, it's four and he thinks that he knows
And it's one, it's one and it happens again
And it's two, it's two and I'm calling his name
And it;s three, it's three and it's always his legs
And it's four, it's four and he thinks that he knows who I am